Tribute to Vinita.. :D

Hey! :)
I was going to post this yesterday, after reading the Orkut testimonials I wrote for my best friend, but couldn't, since by the time I was done with it, saari feel hi chali gayi thi, thanks to the internet here.. Hadd wali probs de raha tha!
And that FEEL came back, today.. :)
These are the testimonials I wrote for her..
THIS IS ISSUED IN PUBLIC INTEREST BY NEHA.
I think that I being one of the people who knows her the best, I need to clear some misconceptions about this girl.
Vinita, what people usually feel when they meet her first, is that she is very innocent; lemme clear she's monstrosity personified. Her wicked ideas can turn any angel to devil(e.g. me). Once you tell her that you are not interested in a particular lecture, and she'll come up with a hundred plans to bunk. As soon as I'm free, I'll use her BRILLIANT ideas to write a book "Over a million ways to deceive ..umm...just anyone on Earth". Gosh, my first book's gonna be a bestseller! Thanks in anticipation, buddy!
And, yeah, another major rumour, she's sincere. Damn sincere, I tell you. You call her two days before your exam. She'll shock you saying she's already done the complete course once and has started revising. Don't worry, most probably she's sitting beside her mom. You'll come to know just 10 minutes prior to the exam that she's left all those chapters you have left and many more, even if it's a board exam. She's got care-a-damn attitude when you talk about studies.
There are a few things she really cares about, her diet. Prepares a schedule for a week's diet, drags you to Fantasy or Cakes 365 the very same day, and screws it all for the whole week.
And yeah, there's one thing I really hate you for; you share most of my celeb crushes. Saali, crush-chor.
Ohh, I forgot to mention, she was the Orkut-Queen of my batch last year, 300-400 scraps almost daily. And look at her condition now, has been on orkut with this new ID since 6 months and hasn't crossed 100 yet. Now, her sole purpose of orkutting is spying. Spies "someone's" scrapbook. If you are addicted to Orkut, contact her to know how she got rid of this addiction. [Btw, I feel this ID is jinxed, Vini, koi scrap hi nahi karta tujhe, 50% are mine.].
And also, her PJs, I tell you, are really pathetic. She'll tell you one fatta of hers [I'm gonna hack the websites she gets those jokes from.]; your face remains the same as it was when she started, expressionless, when she ends [You won't even come to know when she ends.]; and then all of a sudden, she starts laughing herself, not on her joke, but on your blank face, realising she's accomplished her mission to bore you. If you ever had had an overdose of her jokes, you wouldn't have let her survive in this world.
And how can I skip mentioning how talkative she is. But please bear with her for this one. If you ever talk to her, I mean get a chance to speak in a conversation with her, then pass it to her only. I wish she speaks till eternity, so there remains a slight possibility for her to blirt something intelligent outta the 5mg brain she has.
This Miss Lazybones definitely deserved an award for the most regular latecomer to school along with me, but unfortunately, we were late even on the farewell day.
On a serious note, she's very caring and sweet; and tries her best to help her friends as much as possible.
I wish you all the best for your future.

This one's just for the sake of writing a post.. :P

Happy New Year.. :)
And here's my first post this year.. Technically, not the first, iske pehle there was a futile attempt to edit my blog's theme.. I have this perfect PURPLE Theme for my blog in my mind, but editing XML seems impossible to me.. Totally!!
Even though a li'l too late, but this one happens to be my new year post, so it's kinda incomplete without the topic which everyone blabbers about at this time of the year, New Year Resolutions.
Mine are, just for the sake of a record here, - committing myself  to this blog, and other serious stuff, and reducing the time I spend chatting and that on FB.. :-|
Leave it, it's really boring, and don't know why this thing pops up into everyone's mind every New Year..
And finally, the wait's over.. Chance Pe Dance releases tomorrow.. Yayy! I'm so HAPPY.. <3
I'm toh just fida over his dance, his looks, his abs, his expressions and every damn thing about him.. But I guess I'll have to wait for a while to watch this movie, no proper company.. :(
CpD reminds me, I saw Shahid in person, @ Mood I!! :) :) :) :)
Real mein toh he's even more handsome, I need to dedicate a complete blog post to that day.. <3
And one to my whole trip too, those 7 days were the most unforgettable days of my life.. :)
Off to bed now, made a to-do list for the blog this month, lots to do.. :)
Ciao..